The Crap We Missed Friday 7.1.11

It’s like he sensed I needed a send-off pic. Toldja they’re magic.

Just a heads up on how the next couple of days are going to play out: Most Important People as usual tomorrow, and then The Superficial will return Tuesday for its regularly scheduled cockfoolery. In the meantime, here’s today’s The Crap We Missed featuring Deena Cortese finally finding that missing basketball, Kristen Stewart actually smiling at the paparazzi which is strange way to greet rapists and a perfect example of why I suck at taking pictures.

Michelle Hunziker will ass you a few questions when you’re done,

- The Superficial