The ‘True Blood’ Season 4 Premiere and Other News

- Tom Hanks makes a mockery of Spanish television. [Huffington Post]

- That little kid that Madonna stole from Africa is all growed up. [Dlisted]

- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie know the appropriate way to deal with raising six kids. [Lainey Gossip]

- Ryan Dunn truly was taken too soon. [BuzzFeed]

- Hilary Duff is doing it wrong. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Susan Lucci is apparently still alive and rocking a set of bolt-ons. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Britney Spears is assaulting police now. [TooFab]

- Nothing clever, just a whole bunch of butts here. [theCHIVE]

- Mary-Louise Parker is making lot of little leaguer’s cups very uncomfortable. [Popoholic]

- The Footloose remake teaches that secret dance parties = violent automotive death. What’s the problem? [FilmDrunk]

- Will Smith gives a bunch of marital advice that he knows Jada Pinkett-Smith will be reading. [Bossip]

- David Cronenberg will find a way to flash Viggo Mortensen’s nutsac in this. Guaranteed. [The Fab Life]

- Lucy Pinder is naked. [IDLYITW]

- Denis Leary to star in a comedy about the hilarious world of EMTs. [Starpulse]